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    Also, as for the loud noise one ~
    This is kinda somewhat relevant but not really.

    Um, I was on the way home from work the other night, scream-singing Fearless by For Today.
    And I always keep my car unlocked, and since I'm a five foot nothing little female, I should be cautious, but I'm not.
    And I stopped singing and was like 'god I hope there's not like a rapist or anything in the backseat, that'll be awkward'

    Luckily there wasn't but yes.
    Priorities.

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    Quote Originally Posted by monsters View Post
    Also, as for the loud noise one ~
    This is kinda somewhat relevant but not really.

    Um, I was on the way home from work the other night, scream-singing Fearless by For Today.
    And I always keep my car unlocked, and since I'm a five foot nothing little female, I should be cautious, but I'm not.
    And I stopped singing and was like 'god I hope there's not like a rapist or anything in the backseat, that'll be awkward'

    Luckily there wasn't but yes.
    Priorities.
    I expected this story to end in a completely different way. What an anticlimax -.-

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carrot View Post
    I expected this story to end in a completely different way. What an anticlimax -.-
    Ending change ~
    And I peeked in the backseat to see a big ol' rapist man also singing along with me.
    And then I took him home with me and fed him macaroni & cheese, and we became best friends.
    And he never judged me for scream-singing weird songs.
    And then he raped and killed me.

    Bam!

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    Quote Originally Posted by monsters View Post
    Ending change ~
    And I peeked in the backseat to see a big ol' rapist man also singing along with me.
    And then I took him home with me and fed him macaroni & cheese, and we became best friends.
    And he never judged me for scream-singing weird songs.
    And then he raped and killed me.

    Bam!
    Go on, go on! This is so captivating!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carrot View Post
    Go on, go on! This is so captivating!
    And then I was a ghost.
    And cursed forever because ghosts can't eat.
    And fuck, do I love food.

    The end!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Duck4Cover View Post
    bitch please



    ...all the others are applicable though. `_`

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