How much does a polar bear weigh?

[Mojo]

I have no rl friends <3

[Mod]

Enough to break the ice.

If that was your answer on a test, I would fail you without hesitation.

Male polar bears weigh between 770 and 1,500 pounds, on average.
Females weigh between 330 and 500 pounds (when not pregnant), on average.

This is no joke, this is clraik. Intellectuals only, comedians can GTFO.

[J_L_K_64]

but the real question, @(you need an account to see links), is...... does it weigh more than a breadbox?