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    corny jokes?

    i'm so bored :c


    so i'll tell you some funny dumb jokes if you tell me some too :*

    what kind of bee makes milk?

    boo-bees

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    Re: corny jokes?

    The sign on the lawn at the drug rehab center says "keep off the grass"

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    What did Tigger see when he looked in the toilet

    Pooh


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    Quote Originally Posted by spysie View Post
    i'm so bored :c


    so i'll tell you some funny dumb jokes if you tell me some too :*

    what kind of bee makes milk?

    boo-bees
    I actually haven't heard that one before, and it made me chuckle.
    Here's a few.
    - Two peanuts were walking down the dark alley. One was a salted.
    - What word is always spelled wrong in a dictionary? Wrong
    - What word starts with F and ends in -uck? Firetruck
    - What gets bigger the more you take from it? A hole in the ground.
    - Why are televisions attracted to people? We turn them on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by spysie View Post

    what kind of bee makes milk?

    boo-bees
    This joke...hmm it is supposed to be
    "What did the ghost say to the bees?"
    "Boo-bees"
    .......
    [11:06 PN] domenick: you cant fix stupid
    [11:06 PM] andrew: unfortunately not lol

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    funny enough, my teacher told me that bee one earlier today, ahahah :p

    btw go spurs, the heat is so cliche


    LOL the grass, one i got it after a minute xD

    pft "a salted" :p heehehe



    hay do you have 11 protons? cause you're sodium fine (;

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    haha, i think it could work either way c:

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    what did the buffalo say when his boy went off to college?

    bi-son

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    what did one ocean say to the other
    nothing, they just waved

    `______`

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ice View Post
    what did one ocean say to the other
    nothing, they just waved

    `______`
    Don't go overboard with the jokes.
    ❤Soft kitty warm kitty little ball of fur❤

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    I sea what you did there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ice View Post
    I sea what you did there.
    Are you shore?
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