GUYS I AM SO BORED

[Duck4Cover]

I'll be your friend for $33.50/hr, open to counter-offer.

Friendship does not come cheap.

Intercourse is $400/session, negotiable for overnight.

You pay for the hotel (5 star only), and mandatory showers before engaging.

Your worth waaay more than that an hour/session Mod.

They should actually be paying you just for reading your words of sheer awesomeness ;o

[Owl]

I'll be your friend for $33.50/hr, open to counter-offer.

Friendship does not come cheap.

What's the price on just having you cook a nice dinner? OH and, giving the cat a bath.
We don't exactly have to interact. I'm just hungry, the cats dirty, and I'm lazy.

[Kitsune]

What's the price on just having you cook a nice dinner? OH and, giving the cat a bath.
We don't exactly have to interact. I'm just hungry, the cats dirty, and I'm lazy.

You'll probably get a burnt dinner and an angry cat.

[Mod]

One of my friends had an experience with one of those. Took all his money and ran off.

Has your friend ever played "Grand Theft Auto"?

Your worth waaay more than that an hour/session Mod.

They should actually be paying you just for reading your words of sheer awesomeness ;o

My nuts are so moist.

What's the price on just having you cook a nice dinner? OH and, giving the cat a bath.
We don't exactly have to interact. I'm just hungry, the cats dirty, and I'm lazy.

Does it look like I'm wearing a tuxedo with "Bitch" printed on it?
You want one of those, post an ad on craigslist!

[Owl]

You'll probably get a burnt dinner and an angry cat.

I'm not terribly picky. Burnt dinner, angry cat- still dinner and a clean cat. The cat is always mad anywho.

[Duck4Cover]

@(you need an account to see links)
I think I found a pic of what your kitty would look like after @(you need an account to see links) got through bathing him.
And he looks piiiiissed.

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[Mod]

GumWad
I think I found a pic of what your kitty would loo like after Mod got through bathing him.

I'm more freaked out at the thing in the background.

[Duck4Cover]

I'm more freaked out at the thing in the background.

Holy shit, I didn't even notice that.
It's a Bad Juju Mask o_o

[Kitsune]

I'm not terribly picky. Burnt dinner, angry cat- still dinner and a clean cat. The cat is always mad anywho.

Cats are evil.