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    Quote Originally Posted by West View Post
    Whenever I say I'm bored someone tells me to do something but I'd rather swim in lava than do something productive.
    Hahaha! I usually have nothing productive to do. :/

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    I feel you- but, I do have a job. Hardly any friends though. It's a shame I can't just buy 'em.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pasture View Post
    Hahaha! I usually have nothing productive to do. :/
    Find a chair that swivels. And just turn and turn until you get dizzy. I dunno.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GumWad View Post
    I feel you- but, I do have a job. Hardly any friends though. It's a shame I can't just buy 'em.
    I can imagine the ads. "Buy a friend today!" "Best friends half off, today only!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by GumWad View Post
    I feel you- but, I do have a job. Hardly any friends though. It's a shame I can't just buy 'em.
    I can imagine the ads. "Buy a friend today!" "Best friends half off, today only!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by GumWad View Post
    Hardly any friends though. It's a shame I can't just buy 'em.
    I'll be your friend for $33.50/hr, open to counter-offer.

    Friendship does not come cheap.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pasture View Post
    Hahaha! I usually have nothing productive to do. :/
    That's funny and sad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mod View Post
    I'll be your friend for $33.50/hr, open to counter-offer.

    Friendship does not come cheap.
    Still cheaper than a prostitute.

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    Quote Originally Posted by West View Post
    Still cheaper than a prostitute.
    Intercourse is $400/session, negotiable for overnight.

    You pay for the hotel (5 star only), and mandatory showers before engaging.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mod View Post
    Intercourse is $400/session, negotiable for overnight.

    You pay for the hotel (5 star only), and mandatory showers before engaging.
    Pfft, five star.

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    Quote Originally Posted by West View Post
    Pfft, five star.
    I am what they call, a "High-class hooker".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mod View Post
    I am what they call, a "High-class hooker".
    One of my friends had an experience with one of those. Took all his money and ran off.

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