I need to fucking rant.

[Nath]

I have to fart too I guess.

Have at it

[Jauris]

Oh, I didn't realize you were in the Army until now. I thought it was your husband.

doh

[Lilac Tentacles]

Oh, I didn't realize you were in the Army until now. I thought it was your husband.

doh

Ha! No. He's a marine. They're way crazier.

[John]

I'm in love with you.

[Lilac Tentacles]

I'm in love with you.

I've been in love with you since the first time i saw you wasted on skype. Sigh<3

[Raj]

I think the awesomest thing about this is that you're in the army. i am definitely too much of a coward to fight, even though i love this country.

Props to you for that and standing up for your friend.

[Leah]

Wow, this guy sounds like a total fucking tool. I'm so sorry your best friend had to go through that (one of my best friends went through a similar situation) and it's total bullshit.

Also, what the fuck?! Why would you put on your Facebook you were in the army when you pussied out and weren't even in the army? Seriously, kudos to you for calling him out on that.