I'm on orders for uncle sam right now and really agitated everyday, all day. So i get a FB message today from my BFF's little sister:
"Joe put that he was a Chaplain in the Army as a job on his FB profile."
Now let me explain this. Joe is my BFF's ex-husband. He's a deadbeat fucktard of the highest order. He joined the army, bitched out and left before he even got to basic training because he was a coward and useless. He begged her for a baby since they got married. She gave him one after she graduated college because she thought they could finally afford it with her working. He left them for another girl when the baby was 3 months old. I fucking hate this motherfucker. Also, impersonating the military is one of the few things that literally makes most of us see red and want to rip your fucking insides out through your asshole. It's disturbing how much this bothers us. Don't ever fucking do it. I have friends who saw my update ranting about this, and so far, they have done me proud with harassing this asshat.
So here's the message i wrote to him with all the love in my heart:
You were a Chaplain in the Army, huh?
You know it's against the law to impersonate a Soldier, right? It's even more against the law to impersonate an Officer.
You're going to hell, you're a deadbeat father, and you're scum.
Take that shit off your wall before someone closer to your house comes and beats your pathetic ass.
Don't ever lie about being in my Army. You haven't earned the right and you're not a real man.
Fuck with me, princess, and I'll show you what Uncle Sam is made of.
PS,
Take care of your kid, you dickless, son of a whore. You wanted a child, now he's inconvenient for you because you're too busy whoring it out with whatever sad little girls will take you? Honest to God, you're the biggest waste of life in the northern hemisphere. You're lucky there are better people out there praying for you because I will not.
PPS,
Does your girlfriend know you're a compulsive liar? Does she know you can't get it up unless you watch porn because you're a slimeball? Does she know you can't keep a job, pay your child support, or hack it in the real man's army? I bet not. Let me and all my friends enlighten her.
PPPS,
Fuck you kindly in the ass. Don't ever unblock me again. Stay hidden in your little bitch hole. You know i'm fucking crazy and I will bring a whole new level of fucked up and rock your world.
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