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    I need to fucking rant.

    I'm on orders for uncle sam right now and really agitated everyday, all day. So i get a FB message today from my BFF's little sister:

    "Joe put that he was a Chaplain in the Army as a job on his FB profile."

    Now let me explain this. Joe is my BFF's ex-husband. He's a deadbeat fucktard of the highest order. He joined the army, bitched out and left before he even got to basic training because he was a coward and useless. He begged her for a baby since they got married. She gave him one after she graduated college because she thought they could finally afford it with her working. He left them for another girl when the baby was 3 months old. I fucking hate this motherfucker. Also, impersonating the military is one of the few things that literally makes most of us see red and want to rip your fucking insides out through your asshole. It's disturbing how much this bothers us. Don't ever fucking do it. I have friends who saw my update ranting about this, and so far, they have done me proud with harassing this asshat.



    So here's the message i wrote to him with all the love in my heart:

    You were a Chaplain in the Army, huh?
    You know it's against the law to impersonate a Soldier, right? It's even more against the law to impersonate an Officer.
    You're going to hell, you're a deadbeat father, and you're scum.
    Take that shit off your wall before someone closer to your house comes and beats your pathetic ass.
    Don't ever lie about being in my Army. You haven't earned the right and you're not a real man.
    Fuck with me, princess, and I'll show you what Uncle Sam is made of.

    PS,
    Take care of your kid, you dickless, son of a whore. You wanted a child, now he's inconvenient for you because you're too busy whoring it out with whatever sad little girls will take you? Honest to God, you're the biggest waste of life in the northern hemisphere. You're lucky there are better people out there praying for you because I will not.

    PPS,
    Does your girlfriend know you're a compulsive liar? Does she know you can't get it up unless you watch porn because you're a slimeball? Does she know you can't keep a job, pay your child support, or hack it in the real man's army? I bet not. Let me and all my friends enlighten her.

    PPPS,
    Fuck you kindly in the ass. Don't ever unblock me again. Stay hidden in your little bitch hole. You know i'm fucking crazy and I will bring a whole new level of fucked up and rock your world.

    <3
    Abby

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cupcake. View Post
    <3
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    This is what completes the message.

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    He begged her for a baby and then left her? What the fuck?

    What a completely despicable person. That's just disgusting. I'm so sorry your friend had to deal with someone like him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lorn View Post
    He begged her for a baby and then left her? What the fuck?

    What a completely despicable person. That's just disgusting. I'm so sorry your friend had to deal with someone like him.
    She's a super Christian and knew she didn't like him anymore but she made a promise to always be faithful and do her best as a wife. She is the perfect wife. Legit. She's just an amazing human being.

    The only good thing that came out of this is that she no longer has to be in an unhappy marriage to this toolbag. She refused to divorce, but she couldn't make him stay so she signed finally.
    Much happier now aside from not getting child support, having to cancel plans because he cancels his visitations last minute, etc. She usually has to find a babysitter 15 minutes before work because he just doesn't show up for his visitations.

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    If I was him, I would jump off a bridge after reading that message... damn, you tell him

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cupcake. View Post
    She's a super Christian and knew she didn't like him anymore but she made a promise to always be faithful and do her best as a wife. She is the perfect wife. Legit. She's just an amazing human being.

    The only good thing that came out of this is that she no longer has to be in an unhappy marriage to this toolbag. She refused to divorce, but she couldn't make him stay so she signed finally.
    Much happier now aside from not getting child support, having to cancel plans because he cancels his visitations last minute, etc. She usually has to find a babysitter 15 minutes before work because he just doesn't show up for his visitations.
    He's not even paying for child support? Unbelievable.
    Seriously, I can't wrap my head around how anyone could be so irresponsible when it comes to their own flesh and blood, lol.

    Glad to hear she's happier now. At least maybe she'll be able to meet someone better instead of being bogged down by a guy like him. :/

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lorn View Post
    He's not even paying for child support? Unbelievable.
    Seriously, I can't wrap my head around how anyone could be so irresponsible when it comes to their own flesh and blood, lol.

    Glad to hear she's happier now. At least maybe she'll be able to meet someone better instead of being bogged down by a guy like him. :/
    Oh, it's great. She's dating this huge black dude who treats her like a princess.
    Joe tries to act tough and treats her like shit. The new boyfriend shows up and he fucking cowards off like normal. Hell, this dude is terrified of me. I threatened his cousin when she made my BFF cry and they all blew up and called the cops and told them that i threatened to kill them and like, locked their doors and shit.

    I was laughed when they said they were trying to serve me a restraining order. Bitch, i'm 5500 miles away and I'm sure as hell not going to fly all the way over there to fuck your shit up as much as i'd like to.
    So i had my friends Molotov cocktail all over their cars.

    Never spoke to my BFF again. I hate people messing with her. It irks the hell out of me. Her own husband wouldn't even stand up to people talking down to her. If you're married, that person is the center of your fucking world. You make them happy and screw the rest of the world. That's the commitment and promise you made to that person. Their friends shouldn't have to deal with disrespect from your family because you're too chicken shit to deal.

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    You my dear are a true friend!!!!!

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    @Cupcake. when I first glanced over the SPAM section I saw this as:

    "I need to fucking fart."

    Guy sounds like a total dick, though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nayfeee View Post
    @Cupcake. when I first glanced over the SPAM section I saw this as:

    "I need to fucking fart."

    Guy sounds like a total dick, though.
    I have to fart too I guess.

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