They say it's bad to eat too many eggs

[Gray]

(and they look like balls)

[Mod]

Do you fart after eating eggs, Mod? How flatulent of you.

If you knew me in reality, you'd know everything gives me gas, even water. It's a struggle to keep myself from playing a trumpet in extended lectures.

Sunny side up is the way to go.

NO. YOU WANT MUSCLE, DON'T YOU?
PUMP THOSE GUNS, LORN, PUMP 'EM!
PURE PROTEIN, WHOLE CARTON OF EGGS - IN THE BLENDER, BRO!
12 YOLKS, 12 MUSCLES.
ONLY PUSSIES COOK EGGS, FUCK SALMONELLA! YOU GOT MUSCLE!
POUND THE SHIT OUT OF THAT SALMONELLA!
YEAH, GET YOUR PUMP ON, EAT THEM RAW!
RAW EGGS, PROTEIN SHAKE!
FUCK YEAH!

/typing from hospital bed

[Pestix]

It's been a long time since I've seen a double yolker lol but I used to eat more eggs as a kid and they do come about from time to time

[grrrawr]

fuck i almost pissed myself

[Mod]

@(you need an account to see links), that looks like a piece of shit.

I like it.

[Jauris]

Btw, there is absolutely nothing wrong with eggs. You can eat em' every day and be fine.

[Daenery]

If you knew me in reality, you'd know everything gives me gas, even water. It's a struggle to keep myself from playing a trumpet in extended lectures.


NO. YOU WANT MUSCLE, DON'T YOU?
PUMP THOSE GUNS, LORN, PUMP 'EM!
PURE PROTEIN, WHOLE CARTON OF EGGS - IN THE BLENDER, BRO!
12 YOLKS, 12 MUSCLES.
ONLY PUSSIES COOK EGGS, FUCK SALMONELLA! YOU GOT MUSCLE!
POUND THE SHIT OUT OF THAT SALMONELLA!
YEAH, GET YOUR PUMP ON, EAT THEM RAW!
RAW EGGS, PROTEIN SHAKE!
FUCK YEAH!

/typing from hospital bed

Your gut is capable of such fascinating feats. Extreme constipation and explosive diarrhea, all while being a professional trumpeter as well? What immense talent.

+ raw egg whites are disgusting and so slimy ewww
Plus they're supposed to contain compounds that actually interfere with the absorption of nutrients from the yolk when uncooked hmm

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Btw, there is absolutely nothing wrong with eggs. You can eat em' every day and be fine.

My sister's nutritionist said otherwise, but there does seem to be a lot of debate over just how bad eggs are. I guess it's okay if you exercise regularly and don't eat too many other sources of bad cholesterol. I usually eat maybe one every day, or one every two days.

[Gray]

Personally I believe eggs are apart of a crucial balanced breikfast.
I myself personally have two or three each morning.

Also...



Too much? :l

[Mod]

What immense talent.

The guy's gotta be able to keep up with the girl, y'know?

[Daenery]

The guy's gotta be able to keep up with the girl, y'know?

Talent the likes of which no one has ever seen.
Next thing you know you'll realize that you can predict the future by reading the shape of your turds in the toilet bowl or something
Like Professor Trelawney's tea-leaf reading or something

Personally I believe eggs are apart of a crucial balanced breikfast.
I myself personally have two or three each morning.

Also...



Too much? :l

I think eggs are great sources of protein, too. I hear it's better if the yolks are left as runny as possible, though.