because the yolks have a lot of cholesterol, right? So I decided to only cook one egg so I wouldn't be overdoing it. I need my protein, after all.
Only...
because the yolks have a lot of cholesterol, right? So I decided to only cook one egg so I wouldn't be overdoing it. I need my protein, after all.
Only...
Twins!! I've had that happen to me a few times
One of the yolks is you.
Get ready to fart your guts out tonight.
(and they look like balls)
Daenery (06-11-2013)
Originally Posted by Mod
Do you fart after eating eggs, Mod? How flatulent of you.
I think it looks more like a rotund pair of buttcheeks tbh
I've been cooking eggs for years and this is the first time I've ever seen a double-yolked one haha \o\Twins!! I've had that happen to me a few times
Last edited by Daenery; 06-11-2013 at 10:08 PM. Reason: flatulent*
Mod (06-11-2013)
fuck i almost pissed myself
I hate eggs
cloudxcrash (06-12-2013)
Let me guess, you'd rather have venom?
I hated eggs as a kid too, but only because my parents liked to hard-boil them and I hate the cakeyness of solid yolk. Sunny side up is the way to go.
If you knew me in reality, you'd know everything gives me gas, even water. It's a struggle to keep myself from playing a trumpet in extended lectures.
NO. YOU WANT MUSCLE, DON'T YOU?Sunny side up is the way to go.
PUMP THOSE GUNS, LORN, PUMP 'EM!
PURE PROTEIN, WHOLE CARTON OF EGGS - IN THE BLENDER, BRO!
12 YOLKS, 12 MUSCLES.
ONLY PUSSIES COOK EGGS, FUCK SALMONELLA! YOU GOT MUSCLE!
POUND THE SHIT OUT OF THAT SALMONELLA!
YEAH, GET YOUR PUMP ON, EAT THEM RAW!
RAW EGGS, PROTEIN SHAKE!
FUCK YEAH!
/typing from hospital bed
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