You are the SCUMMMMMM between my toes.
You stole my MacBook Pro.
SHAME ON YOU FOR MAKING SWEET PREGNANT LADIES CRY.
BUT. I have iCloud. I can track what you're doing. I can see you changed the name of my computer.
I WILL LOOK FOR YOU.
I WILL FIND YOU.
AND I WILL BE PISSED AS FUCK WHEN I DO.
One, two, Essy's coming for you...
Three, four, gonna kick down your door...
Five, six, beat your head in with a stick
Ok /rantover