Dear Ben, I hate your stinking guts.

[esperanto]

You are the SCUMMMMMM between my toes.
You stole my MacBook Pro.

SHAME ON YOU FOR MAKING SWEET PREGNANT LADIES CRY.

BUT. I have iCloud. I can track what you're doing. I can see you changed the name of my computer.

I WILL LOOK FOR YOU.
I WILL FIND YOU.
AND I WILL BE PISSED AS FUCK WHEN I DO.



One, two, Essy's coming for you...
Three, four, gonna kick down your door...
Five, six, beat your head in with a stick

Ok /rantover