Perverted Items

[Allegra]

The irony of them saying 'inappropriate attire for your pets'
like tnt....you made the items o_0

[Balletdancer]

That Snow Splat, man...



Oh, and they can freeze you for presenting stuff like this.

omg i laughed my ASS off!

[Mod]

Is this thread not about perverted objects of attention, concern, or interest?
Is a trophy not considered an item on one's userlookup?

In the context of Neopets "items", it is not. You cannot remove it and place it into your "inventory". You cannot move it, you cannot transfer it to others in any way.
It is static, bound to your lookup; for all to see, despite your wishes.

Thus, it is not an "item".

Idjit.

[Daenery]

In the context of Neopets "items", it is not. You cannot remove it and place it into your "inventory". You cannot move it, you cannot transfer it to others in any way.
It is static, bound to your lookup; for all to see, despite your wishes.

Thus, it is not an "item".

Idjit.

I can interpret the use of the word 'item' as I please - it's perfectly valid.
You can't tell me what to do. (≖ᴗ≖✿)

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[Mod]

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GET FUCKED.

[Lilac Tentacles]

I have a toilet gallery...

Full of toilets
and an ode i wrote to them.








It rhymes.

[neomaster]

The actual caption for Sausages: Wrapped in you dont want to know and stuffed with dont ask, these make a delicious dinner.
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[Leah]

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Bag of Dried Mushrooms.
Not perverted, but come on, drug reference anyone?

[legit]

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Bag of Dried Mushrooms.
Not perverted, but come on, drug reference anyone?

You should add Tree Weed, Strange Green Seeds, Jar of Crushed Palm Leaves, and Neo Crack(ers) to that list then

[Leah]

@(you need an account to see links)

And Island Lighter. Haha. Seriously, TNT. Fuck off with your "children's website".