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    Stupidly Funny Omegle Conversations

    so anyone who's been on the interwho has heard of omegle, a site where you talk to strangers. the only cool thing about it is just trolling people, so post all your stupid but funny conversations here! it provides good entertainment when you're bored! i'll start:

    You: HI

    You: HOW ARE YOU

    Stranger: hey

    You: MY CAPS LOCK IS BROKEN

    You: SO TRUST ME, I'M NOT YELLING

    Stranger: oh good u and asl

    You: I WISH I WAS LYING

    You: BUT IM NOT

    You: MY CAPS LOCK IS BROKE

    You: YOU KNOW WHAT CAPS LOCK IS?

    You: YEAH.

    You: MINE'S BROKE

    Stranger has disconnected.


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    Talk in Norse code

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    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hello!
    Stranger is using Omegle's mobile Web site (omegle.com on a phone or tablet)
    Stranger: m
    You: ahem

    NO I DO NOT HAVE SKYPE
    NO I DO NOT HAVE KIK
    NO I DO NOT HAVE IMGUR
    NO I DO NOT HAVE SNAPCHAT
    NO I AM NOT A HORNY MOFO
    NO I AM NOT A GIRL
    NO I AM NOT GOING TO HELP YOU JIZZ
    NO I AM NOT LEGAL (yet)
    NO I AM NOT A PEDOPHILE
    NO I AM NOT AN UNDERCOVER COP


    now that that's taken care of, asl
    Stranger: dick.?
    You: yes i have one
    You: maybe two
    You: i dont remember
    Stranger: 16 usa m
    You: 13 male united states of murica
    Stranger has disconnected.
    I'm surprised he didn't disconnect after my big rant xD

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    Quote Originally Posted by legit View Post
    I'm surprised he didn't disconnect after my big rant xD
    Maybe he was just an innocent guy, looking for love.

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    You both like Neopets.
    You: hey
    You: neopets.com is the shittiest website ever
    Stranger: agreed
    You: sigh
    You: like where has my life gone
    Stranger: neopia duh
    You: duh
    You: lol whats your name
    Stranger: jo
    You: ... awk
    Stranger: k
    Stranger: hello awk
    You: who is this for real thats my name ;;
    Stranger: screw you get your own name
    You: im not kidding my name is jo
    Stranger: i was jo first
    You: ... im jo tho

    did that really just happen
    what ;;

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mod View Post
    Maybe he was just an innocent guy, looking for love.
    I feel so bad now

    I might have ruined that poor guy's chance at finding true love. What if he pledged that that was the last conversation he was going to have with someone if it didn't go well? What if he swore that he would stop looking for love if that conversation didn't go as he had hoped? Ohmigosh, what have I done!

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    Quote Originally Posted by legit View Post
    I feel so bad now

    I might have ruined that poor guy's chance at finding true love. What if he pledged that that was the last conversation he was going to have with someone if it didn't go well? What if he swore that he would stop looking for love if that conversation didn't go as he had hoped? Ohmigosh, what have I done!
    You've made him a chronic masturbator, that's what you've done.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mod View Post
    You've made him a chronic masturbator, that's what you've done.
    That may be even worse
    I read an article about a guy dying from masturbating too much in one sitting, though it was probably because of dehydration.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mod View Post
    Maybe he was just an innocent guy, looking for love.

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