One fry...to rule them ALL.

[Daenery]

Oh, so you're a voyeur, huh?
I can imagine it now, when I shower at night, soaping my chest and buttocks in relief, you'll be peeping with your batnoculars from atop a tree outside, across from my bathroom window.
Your eyes wide open and in excitement, as your heart pounds at the sight of my pure, fleshy being. Your gritty tongue swelling with saliva as you pant, like a dog.
So creepy.

(And don't dodge the question. )

I think you've confused me with yourself, Chewbacca. We all know it's far more likely that you're the kind of person who pants and peeps where he doesn't belong.

I didn't dodge anything. The real question is, are you tough enough to be the Batman to my Robin?

[Mod]

I think you've confused me with yourself, Chewbacca. We all know it's far more likely that you're the kind of person who pants and peeps where he doesn't belong.

Says the one who's watching every move I make.

I didn't dodge anything. The real question is, are you tough enough to be the Batman to my Robin?

Are you saying you have a dick, Dick?!

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[Drizzy]

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Mods name isn't Dom
Sorry to shatter your dreams for you

[Daenery]

Says the one who's watching every move I make.


Are you saying you have a dick, Dick?!

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Robin isn't just a guy's name, you know.

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@(you need an account to see links)
Mods name isn't Dom
Sorry to shatter your dreams for you

Neither is Lorrie my legal name. It's okay. This only means I can now throw the word dumdumdom around free of any guilt whatsoever. (≖ᴗ≖✿)

[Drizzy]

Neither is Lorrie my legal name. It's okay. This only means I can now throw the word dumdumdom around free of any guilt whatsoever. (≖ᴗ≖✿)

Why? That's futile
That's like me saying your name is Geraldine
Speaking of, that's your new name

HI GERALDINE

[Mod]

Robin isn't just a guy's name, you know.

Well why would Batman ever employ that Robin?
That's like getting MJ to play an all-star game, but Jackson shows up instead and then you know your team is fucked.

This only means I can now throw the word...around free of any guilt whatsoever. (≖ᴗ≖✿)

STOP CALLING ME SOMETHING I'M NOT. GOD, HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU TO STOP FUCKING CALLING ME THAT?

[Daenery]

Why? That's futile
That's like me saying your name is Geraldine
Speaking of, that's your new name

HI GERALDINE

w h a t
was going on I'm---

No Lorrie sounds better and it's the closest to my real name okay
Or Laura, or Aurora. Those are nice, too.

Well why would Batman ever employ that Robin?
That's like getting MJ to play an all-star game, but Jackson shows up instead and then you know your team is fucked.


STOP CALLING ME SOMETHING I'M NOT. GOD, HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU TO STOP FUCKING CALLING ME THAT?

a) Clearly you've never witnessed Nico Robin's immense kickassability. Please read OP. ty
b) I DO WHAT I WANT (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

[Mod]

or Aurora.

That sounds more like a pornstar name.

Clearly you've never witnessed Nico Robin's immense kickassability. Please read OP. ty

OP was about the One Fry.

[Drizzy]

w h a t
was going on I'm---

No Lorrie sounds better and it's the closest to my real name okay

Nah, Geraldine suits you more
I think it's the perfect name for you, Geraldine
From this moment forth you will be known as Geraldine
I'm even gunna write a song about a girl named Geraldine
You will be the inspiration of this song
Because your name is Geraldine

:3

[Daenery]

That sounds more like a pornstar name.


OP was about the One Fry.

Why do I always get the feeling that your sole purpose in life is to try to find new reasons for me to want to kick your gelatinous arse

Nah, Geraldine suits you more
I think it's the perfect name for you, Geraldine
From this moment forth you will be known as Geraldine
I'm even gunna write a song about a girl named Geraldine
You will be the inspiration of this song
Because your name is Geraldine

:3