A show of hands from those in this audience of one

[Daenery]

Wrong. WRONG. SO WRONG.

I said I was paddling over the Atlantic, I never said I was Seadooing like a lazy fuck.

GETCHA FACTS STRAIGHT.

Against a shark that big it wouldn't matter if you were paddling or motorboating anyway. dumbo.

[Mod]

Against a shark that big it wouldn't matter if you were paddling or motorboating anyway. dumbo.

Michael Phelps could outswim a shark of any size.

Why can't I? We're both human.

[Daenery]

Pray for me that the sharks don't get me before I make it to shore.

I don't know hun, you didn't sound very confident there

[Mod]

I don't know hun, you didn't sound very confident there

@(you need an account to see links) is my source of confidence.
With his approval, there is nothing I can't do, no mountain I can't topple.
He is my arc reactor.

Thus, his blessing makes my abilities as a man infallible.

[Daenery]

@(you need an account to see links) is my source of confidence.
With his approval, there is nothing I can't do, no mountain I can't topple.
He is my arc reactor.

Thus, his blessing makes my abilities as a man infallible.

Did you just imply that @(you need an account to see links) is the Pepper Potts to your Tony Stark

[Mod]

Did you just imply that @(you need an account to see links) is the Pepper Potts to your Tony Stark

In your dreams, you sex fiend of a girl.
I said arc reactor, can't you read?

Tony fucked Pepper.
Tony did not fuck his arc reactor.
How could he even fuck his arc reactor? It's on his chest.
Unless he made his dick detachable and placed a thruster on it too, which I highly doubt.

GTFO TROLL.

[Daenery]

In your dreams, you sex fiend of a girl.
I said arc reactor, can't you read?

Tony fucked Pepper.
Tony did not fuck his arc reactor.
How could he even fuck his arc reactor? It's on his chest.
Unless he made his dick detachable and placed a thruster on it too, which I highly doubt.

GTFO TROLL.

'The only reason I haven�t cracked up is probably because you moved in, which is great. I love you. I�m lucky.

�But honey I can�t sleep. You go to bed and I come down here, I do what I know, I tinker. Threat is imminent and I have to protect the one thing I can�t live without. That�s you.�"

- Tony Stark

In essence, she is a pillar of strength he can rely on while things around him are too crazy to handle. And iunno, I thought his arc reactor was the only thing he couldn't live without, technically speaking? Just saying

+ You're the fiend who started referencing copulation okay g o d stop being such a perv dom

[Mod]

It was figurative, not literal, you!

Don't you know how the world works? Guys say a bunch of fake shit to girls to get in their pants, duh.
Tony said that to get da cooch. Unless he installed a self-stimulator in his suit too, he would be getting none.

And (IRON MAN 1/3 PLOT SPOILER):

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Thus Pepper is not important for surival, but the arc reactor is.

NOOB.

+ You're the fiend who started referencing copulation okay g o d stop being such a perv dom

You set me up, saying that so my reply would be naturally sexual.
I know you, conniving. Always thinking a step ahead, playing people.
You manipulative deviant. Don't think I don't see that.

...and DON'T FUCKIN' CALL ME THAT.