I came home with a Big Gulp (Dr. Pepper + Strawberry Lemonade Slurpee at the bottom, tehehe) and a bag of Doritos (Inferno),
but so far, I've only been sipping my Big Gulp.
The bag of Doritos is next to me, but I don't feel like picking up the bag and tearing it open.
I want to eat it, but I don't want to open the bag myself.
I wish someone could come over and open the bag for me, I would love them long time.
And if they were to finger feed Doritos to me while I go on clraik, I would love them even longer time.
But I suppose that is not feasible, since I live in a high-rise apartment and I'd have to pop down to fetch you at ground level.
Alternatively, I could hang the bag of Doritos on a hook to a fishing rod and reel it down to you on the ground outside, from my balcony.
Then you can open it for me and I'll reel it back up.
But you better not run with my bag of Doritos, or I'll getcha with my fishing rod, damnit!
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