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    I have committed a Cardinal Sin.

    SLOTH.


    I came home with a Big Gulp (Dr. Pepper + Strawberry Lemonade Slurpee at the bottom, tehehe) and a bag of Doritos (Inferno),
    but so far, I've only been sipping my Big Gulp.

    The bag of Doritos is next to me, but I don't feel like picking up the bag and tearing it open.
    I want to eat it, but I don't want to open the bag myself.

    I wish someone could come over and open the bag for me, I would love them long time.
    And if they were to finger feed Doritos to me while I go on clraik, I would love them even longer time.

    But I suppose that is not feasible, since I live in a high-rise apartment and I'd have to pop down to fetch you at ground level.

    Alternatively, I could hang the bag of Doritos on a hook to a fishing rod and reel it down to you on the ground outside, from my balcony.
    Then you can open it for me and I'll reel it back up.

    But you better not run with my bag of Doritos, or I'll getcha with my fishing rod, damnit!

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    #Modworldproblems

    if only my life was this sad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cupcakeninja View Post
    So lazy. Just tell me.
    We can go Doritos fishing on my balcony for bag openers together.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mod View Post
    We can go Doritos fishing on my balcony for bag openers together.
    You are not allowed to pull quotes from other threads. NOT ALLOWED!

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    Quote Originally Posted by cupcakeninja View Post
    You are not allowed to pull quotes from other threads. NOT ALLOWED!
    5 SECOND RULE. (+/- a few minutes)

    5 SECOND RULE.

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    came here because of dr. pepper

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    Quote Originally Posted by grrrawr View Post
    came here because of dr. pepper
    clraik is influencing my life decisions, my lifestyle.

    I used to be a Coke guy, but ever since reading that Coke vs. Dr. P debate here and reading the posts,
    it gradually shifted me to Dr. P.
    Now I crave it, all the time.

    I hope clraik is not leading me to a path of ruination.

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    It looks so happy

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    I was looking up cute baby sloth pics after seeing Ana's adorable pic and I came upon this. wtf



    Why would you even

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ana View Post


    It looks so happy
    You always bring out the best of people. You're like the antithesis of L...

    Quote Originally Posted by Lorn View Post
    I was looking up cute baby sloth pics after seeing Ana's adorable pic and I came upon this. wtf
    You've destroyed the sanctity of my thread, this is what I am talking about.

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