Hello, I'm Mod, and I'd like to welcome you (Alphonso, GTFO).
First of all, let me take just a moment to thank you, for allowing me back into your eyes.
If this is your first time with us,
let me extend a personal invitation to drag out your Microsoft Paints,
and paint along with us whenever I feel like it.
Let's go over to the screen over here and let's get started.