I can lend you Lawyerbot, got it some time ago myself.
I don't have any transfers (reserved them for some Pet Lending myself), so I can't lend you my pets and I don't do Pound Lending. Sorry. I also have a slorg in my SDB, I can give it to you, if you feel like waiting and equipping it to your pet.
For the pant devil, 128 sand snowballs do the trick. Refreshing is still a pain. And it's not too expensive.
Either way, if you want the Usukis and the Slorg, PM me.