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    Quote Originally Posted by Mod View Post
    We're like soulmates, how could I not feel it coming in the air tonight?

    Let me guess, every time you utilized your "The Earthquaker" technique, a city on the other side of the world was leveled? Each pin knocked down = 1 million people dead?
    It may be gentle vibrations on your end, but definitely violent fissures on the other.
    Please don't use that technique ever again.

    I could teach you some gentle vibrations myself though, .
    With my "Obliterator" technique of course, .

    Then again, your proportions sound pretty deformed.
    French fry fingers and potato biceps?
    I'm not sure I'd want to have my arms around someone else's, whose arms are like bowling balls themselves.



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    grats ball brasser! you J/k ! hopefully you get to be a pin setter, or cashier vs. Stinky shoe handler lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by utahclock View Post
    grats ball brasser! you J/k ! hopefully you get to be a pin setter, or cashier vs. Stinky shoe handler lol
    cashier is the shoe handler LOL

    but yeah I am doing a little of everything since I have experience in all areas

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    yeah but in places ive been at thers the cashier whom hands out clean shoes, then there is the dude that gets to spray and incase of vomit from alcohol or to much disco/strobe night ........ poor fellow in return shoe area has worst job of em all. Pin setter is dangerous and pin machines can steal your arms but would be fun job. (as side not ive been behind the pin machines, in an old naval bowling alley, that I somehow found access to. Took an old wooden pin from there too lol, was like 14 years ago ha ha wow its been so long)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mod View Post
    We're like soulmates, how could I not feel it coming in the air tonight?

    Let me guess, every time you utilized your "The Earthquaker" technique, a city on the other side of the world was leveled? Each pin knocked down = 1 million people dead?
    It may be gentle vibrations on your end, but definitely violent fissures on the other.
    Please don't use that technique ever again.

    I could teach you some gentle vibrations myself though, .
    With my "Obliterator" technique of course, .

    Then again, your proportions sound pretty deformed.
    French fry fingers and potato biceps?
    I'm not sure I'd want to have my arms around someone else's, whose arms are like bowling balls themselves.

    I do what I want, capisce?

    Strong biceps don't necessarily have to be huge. Just look at martial artist physiques. You don't have to be huge to have a strong swing ok. Jellyface.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lorn View Post
    I do what I want, capisce?

    Strong biceps don't necessarily have to be huge. Just look at martial artist physiques. You don't have to be huge to have a strong swing ok. Jellyface.
    Oh, so now you're ultra defined like Bruce Lee? Got an 8-pack, rocks under your skin, and being all veiny like a plague?

    That's not how I like my women.
    Might as well just end it now, because clearly we're incompatible.
    I'm holding you back from your destiny.
    To be on the cover of women's lean bodybuilding magazines.

    *runs away crying*

    (and I will pretend you didn't call me a 'Jellyface')

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mod View Post
    Oh, so now you're ultra defined like Bruce Lee? Got an 8-pack, rocks under your skin, and being all veiny like a plague?

    That's not how I like my women.
    Might as well just end it now, because clearly we're incompatible.
    I'm holding you back from your destiny.
    To be on the cover of women's lean bodybuilding magazines.

    *runs away crying*

    (and I will pretend you didn't call me a 'Jellyface')
    I'm rather small and squishy tbh, but that's besides the point. You nincompoop. Muscular women are super cool, how dare you look down upon them? Shame upon your gelatin. You have to respect how much effort they put into working out, it's so much harder to build muscle as a woman.

    And a girl doesn't have to be buff to kick your wibbly-wobbly tush, anyway. Just look at Summer Glau.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lorn View Post
    And a girl doesn't have to be buff to kick your wibbly-wobbly tush, anyway. Just look at Summer Glau.
    I would let Summer Glau step on my grape nuts.

    Are you Summer Glau?
    I don't think so.

    (but really, are you?
    Are you saying you're Summer Glau?!)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mod View Post
    I would let Summer Glau step on my grape nuts.

    Are you Summer Glau?
    I don't think so.

    (but really, are you?
    Are you saying you're Summer Glau?!)

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    @(you need an account to see links), that would mean she would have to be thinking of me first.

    Summer Glau, thinking about me?!

    I could die happy knowing that.

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