At our local bowling alley, which is nice, because I used to work at our local skating rink, so like, same concept of entertainment :3
Will you be hand polishing the balls?
Grats on the job btw!
That's awesome, congrats!
I stink so badly at bowling...
The saddest place is a bowling alley on a weekday night where the only patrons are young punks, they blast top 40s, and have strobe lights almost giving me seizures.
Like come on, I can't even see the damn pins and my ball in all that darkness and green lightshow shit.
Can't a guy bowl in peace at 11 in the evening?
I was too weak to properly throw a ball, so I did it like I was throwing bills into a crowd of people.
It went so slowly down the center of the lane, it was like watching the most anti-climactic throw you could imagine;
sometimes it looked like the ball stopped or started rolling backwards from all the backspin.
But it always ended in a strike or spare. The pins didn't so much pop off as the ball slowly plowed them all down and saw them wobble to their deaths.
I can teach ya my signature shot I call "The Obliterator".
I hope you've small hands, so both our fingers can fit in the ball.
Oh yeah, and congrats Shadow. Now you can buy up all the SuAPs for sale and become the "Pea girl".
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YAY CONGRATS DARLING. <3<3<3<3<3
It must be so much fun working in a bowling alley. I've always liked the sound of pins clattering to the floor, I don't know why.
My technique was called "The Earthquaker". This was because I relied on the gentle vibrations of slowly shifting tectonic plates underneath the earth's crust to move my bowling ball towards the pins in the hopes that it would bounce off each. Such was the phenomenal strength of my biceps.
That sounds as a great job (: I hope you have fun working there! and congratulations
Let me guess, every time you utilized your "The Earthquaker" technique, a city on the other side of the world was leveled? Each pin knocked down = 1 million people dead?
It may be gentle vibrations on your end, but definitely violent fissures on the other.
Please don't use that technique ever again.
I could teach you some gentle vibrations myself though, .
With my "Obliterator" technique of course, .
Then again, your proportions sound pretty deformed.
French fry fingers and potato biceps?
I'm not sure I'd want to have my arms around someone else's, whose arms are like bowling balls themselves.
You don't have to do shit but spit out words I've already penned.
Stage name: Peain'-ness (pun of 'Princess')
Debut single: Pea in yo Face (2013)
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