And I know you well enough to stay at least 2 meters away from you at all times,
wear a kevlar vest rated to at least type IIA,
and carry a loaded pistol for protection.
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This is how I picture @<a href="http://clraik.com/forum/member.php?u=6072" target="_blank">Mod</a>. Please don't ruin it for me.