clraik, I have a personal dilemma. I need your help.

[Mod]

Get your ass to Wendy's. now. I drove 2 hours round trip for nuggets all last year at 1 am to get Wendy's on the other side of this rock. Get your fucking baconator.
@(you need an account to see links)

Damnit, where were you an hour ago?!

That's what I wanted to hear. That's what I needed to hear.
Your opinion would have overruled that of 10 people, boss. Fack.

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You military peeps all dig Wendy's, huh?
A buddy/ex co-work of mine, who's part of the Forces here, ate it everyday on break and he is who got me addicted on the W.
Had it even when he had to take a monster dump, eating it before doing his biz. Almost shat himself one night.

[Daenery]

@(you need an account to see links), sharesies?
(wait a minute, I only share when I care...HOLY SHIT!)
NO SHARESIES.

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I used to have bacon bits I added to my salads, but I ran out and they were too salty anyways.
My salads are always appetizers to my main course.

I also like all my foods spicy, so I squirt 50% hot sauce (like Sriracha) to usual salad dressing (like Ranch) and mix, when having salad.
Sometimes it doesn't work so well when I don't mix well enough and just get a lump of hot sauce on my lettuce leaf.



That is sadistic, you sicken me.

Sriracha is the best! It goes with everything, especially dumplings. I've never tried putting it on my salads before though, that's a new one. I tend to prioritize my salad over everything else, I just dump whatever I can find into it, heh.

And puh-lease. You know you like the ferity of it.

[Mod]

Sriracha is the best! It goes with everything, especially dumplings.

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And puh-lease. You know you like the ferity of it.

[Lilac Tentacles]

Damnit, where were you an hour ago?!

That's what I wanted to hear. That's what I needed to hear.
Your opinion would have overruled that of 10 people, boss. Fack.

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You military peeps all dig Wendy's, huh?
A buddy/ex co-work of mine, who's part of the Forces here, ate it everyday on break and he is who got me addicted on the W.
Had it even when he had to take a monster dump, eating it before doing his biz. Almost shat himself one night.

Because wendy's is the fucking shit. All up in this bitch.

[Mod]

@(you need an account to see links), I felt my rectum rumble right when I read your post. Then I bolted to the can....

GOD DAMNIT, @(you need an account to see links), @(you need an account to see links), @(you need an account to see links).
YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO HELP ME, NOT DESTROY MY INARDS.

I WAS IN THE LOO FOR 20 MINUTES SHITTING SLURPEE.

I'M IN COLD SWEAT AND SHAKING NOW,
AND I HAVE TO SHOWER THE STANK OFF MY BUTTCHEEKS, UGH.

[Drizzy]

@(you need an account to see links), I felt my rectum rumble right when I read your post. Then I bolted to the can....

GOD DAMNIT, @(you need an account to see links), @(you need an account to see links), @(you need an account to see links).
YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO HELP ME, NOT DESTROY MY INARDS.

I WAS IN THE LOO FOR 20 MINUTES SHITTING SLURPEE.

I'M IN COLD SWEAT AND SHAKING NOW,
AND I HAVE TO SHOWER THE STANK OFF MY BUTTCHEEKS, UGH.

In India, people use their left hands to clean up the mess.
You got it easy, otherwise your hand woula been dyed blue and it would be stankin

[Mod]

In India, people use their left hands to clean up the mess.
You got it easy, otherwise your hand woula been dyed blue and it would be stankin

lolol, hahaha! It's true then.

I know someone going to school to be a food safety/restaurant inspector and she was learned there are brown establishments here that were shut down because they wipe with their hands.

[Drizzy]

lolol, hahaha! It's true then.

I know someone going to school to be a food safety/restaurant inspector and she was learned there are brown establishments here that were shut down because they wipe with their hands.

Yeah, all the scum move to Canada

[simmie]

RASPBERRIES ARE RED.
Not blueeeeee

[EvolutionZzZ]

I was going to suggest the combo but sub the drink for a Frosty and everything would be wonderful!