clraik, I have a personal dilemma. I need your help.

[Mod]

It's currently a very hot and sunny evening where I live.

I want to get a Slurpee,
but I'm also hungry and for some reason, craving Wendy's right now.

7-11 is across the street, but Wendy's is like a block away, about a 4-6 minute walk.
Kind of far, yes I know. A round trip would mean 8-12 minutes. Damn, is it even worth it?

That's not even the biggest problem however.

You're probably thinking, 'Just get both!', but see, I only have the intention of going to Wendy's to buy a meal combo (probably a Baconator or Triple).
And meal combos include the burger (no shit!), fries, and a fountain pop (or soda as many of you call it below the 49th).

So if I got a combo, I wouldn't be able to get a Slurpee too.
Well I could, but I don't want to. Why the hell would I be walking with a 1L cup of pop and a 1L Slurpee?
That's like paving the way to diabetes and pissing all night long.

My fridge is also full of food, so alternatively I could just sit in my oven of an apartment and eat that.
But it's a nice sunny evening, I feel like I should be healthy and get some exercise to run to get a Slurpee or Triple Baconator combo (if they'll do a Triple + Baconator, some places won't).

So, can I get some opinions? Hurry, it's going to get dark soon and I don't want to be hassled for spare change.

[Ana]

I feel like I should be healthy

get a Slurpee or Triple Baconator combo (if they'll do a Triple + Baconator, some places won't).

Does not compute.

[Reese]

I feel like I should be healthy... to get a Slurpee or Triple Baconator combo

Couldn't help but smile at that , but my vote would be for a Slurpee ^_^

[Daenery]

I feel like I should be healthy and get some exercise to run to get a Slurpee or Triple Baconator combo (if they'll do a Triple + Baconator, some places won't).

rly

Broccoli-san, do you not know the value of healthful cannibalism (salad-eating)

[Mod]

Broccoli-san, do you not know the value of healthful cannibalism (salad-eating)

The value of it sucks shit! I have a ton of tossed salad, baby carrots, and tomatoes here.

It's all crisp and non-filling, I have to eat like a haystack to get as filled as a piece of meat.
If I could compress it all into a neat, dense, and round little patty, I think salad would be a lot more appealing to me.

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Oh man, I personally really wanted to go to Wendy's and was looking for justification here at cK.

So far 0% for Wendy Thomas, I see there is no love for the redhead here.

Because you guys are like family to me and I know you want what's best for me, I guess I will put my cotton socks on and cross the street to 7-11.
*grumble grumble*

[Daenery]

The value of it sucks shit! I have a ton of tossed salad, baby carrots, and tomatoes here.

It's all crisp and non-filling, I have to eat like a haystack to get as filled as a piece of meat.
If I could compress it all into a neat, dense, and round little patty, I think salad would be a lot more appealing to me.

Yup, meat is definitely more filling.

For your arteries.

But what I usually do is mix in meat with my salad anyway, or fry up an egg. Gotta have protein after all. I happen to like having a gigantic bowl of salad to eat, I enjoy leaves' tiny screams as I tear into them with my mighty herbivorous gnashers.

[Mod]

I have returned from my treacherous journey to the 7-11.
(I could have been pancaked by a car or shanked by a ruffian if you must know the risks)

It was not an easy decision at the machine, but eventually I decided a mixture of 50% Blue Raspberry (@(you need an account to see links)) and 50% pink Mountain Dew would be best for my future.
I would snap a pic for you all, but the pink Dew at the bottom was all slurped by the time I got back. Blue is all that remains.

@(you need an account to see links), sharesies?
(wait a minute, I only share when I care...HOLY SHIT!)
NO SHARESIES.

But what I usually do is mix in meat with my salad anyway, or fry up an egg. Gotta have protein after all. I happen to like having a gigantic bowl of salad to eat,

I used to have bacon bits I added to my salads, but I ran out and they were too salty anyways.
My salads are always appetizers to my main course.

I also like all my foods spicy, so I squirt 50% hot sauce (like Sriracha) to usual salad dressing (like Ranch) and mix, when having salad.
Sometimes it doesn't work so well when I don't mix well enough and just get a lump of hot sauce on my lettuce leaf.

I enjoy leaves' tiny screams as I tear into them with my mighty herbivorous gnashers.

That is sadistic, you sicken me.

[Daenery]

@(you need an account to see links), sharesies?
(wait a minute, I only share when I care...HOLY SHIT!)
NO SHARESIES.

(≖ᴗ≖✿)

I used to have bacon bits I added to my salads, but I ran out and they were too salty anyways.
My salads are always appetizers to my main course.

I also like all my foods spicy, so I squirt 50% hot sauce (like Sriracha) to usual salad dressing (like Ranch) and mix, when having salad.
Sometimes it doesn't work so well when I don't mix well enough and just get a lump of hot sauce on my lettuce leaf.



That is sadistic, you sicken me.

Sriracha is the best! It goes with everything, especially dumplings. I've never tried putting it on my salads before though, that's a new one. I tend to prioritize my salad over everything else, I just dump whatever I can find into it, heh.

And puh-lease. You know you like the ferity of it.

[Ana]

I say get a slurpee and then eat your own food at your place.

[Cath]

I say get a slurpee and then eat your own food at your place.

I second that !