Get a Slurpee.
Go to Wendy's.
Stay home and eat in.
It's currently a very hot and sunny evening where I live.
I want to get a Slurpee,
but I'm also hungry and for some reason, craving Wendy's right now.
7-11 is across the street, but Wendy's is like a block away, about a 4-6 minute walk.
Kind of far, yes I know. A round trip would mean 8-12 minutes. Damn, is it even worth it?
That's not even the biggest problem however.
You're probably thinking, 'Just get both!', but see, I only have the intention of going to Wendy's to buy a meal combo (probably a Baconator or Triple).
And meal combos include the burger (no shit!), fries, and a fountain pop (or soda as many of you call it below the 49th).
So if I got a combo, I wouldn't be able to get a Slurpee too.
Well I could, but I don't want to. Why the hell would I be walking with a 1L cup of pop and a 1L Slurpee?
That's like paving the way to diabetes and pissing all night long.
My fridge is also full of food, so alternatively I could just sit in my oven of an apartment and eat that.
But it's a nice sunny evening, I feel like I should be healthy and get some exercise to run to get a Slurpee or Triple Baconator combo (if they'll do a Triple + Baconator, some places won't).
So, can I get some opinions? Hurry, it's going to get dark soon and I don't want to be hassled for spare change.
Last edited by Mod; 05-07-2013 at 09:30 PM.
I say get a slurpee and then eat your own food at your place.
It's all crisp and non-filling, I have to eat like a haystack to get as filled as a piece of meat.
If I could compress it all into a neat, dense, and round little patty, I think salad would be a lot more appealing to me.
Oh man, I personally really wanted to go to Wendy's and was looking for justification here at cK.
So far 0% for Wendy Thomas, I see there is no love for the redhead here.
Because you guys are like family to me and I know you want what's best for me, I guess I will put my cotton socks on and cross the street to 7-11.
Last edited by Mod; 05-07-2013 at 09:59 PM.
For your arteries.
But what I usually do is mix in meat with my salad anyway, or fry up an egg. Gotta have protein after all. I happen to like having a gigantic bowl of salad to eat, I enjoy leaves' tiny screams as I tear into them with my mighty herbivorous gnashers.
I have returned from my treacherous journey to the 7-11.
(I could have been pancaked by a car or shanked by a ruffian if you must know the risks)
It was not an easy decision at the machine, but eventually I decided a mixture of 50% Blue Raspberry (@Simmie) and 50% pink Mountain Dew would be best for my future.
I would snap a pic for you all, but the pink Dew at the bottom was all slurped by the time I got back. Blue is all that remains.
(wait a minute, I only share when I care...HOLY SHIT!)
My salads are always appetizers to my main course.
I also like all my foods spicy, so I squirt 50% hot sauce (like Sriracha) to usual salad dressing (like Ranch) and mix, when having salad.
Sometimes it doesn't work so well when I don't mix well enough and just get a lump of hot sauce on my lettuce leaf.
That is sadistic, you sicken me.I enjoy leaves' tiny screams as I tear into them with my mighty herbivorous gnashers.
Get your ass to Wendy's. now. I drove 2 hours round trip for nuggets all last year at 1 am to get Wendy's on the other side of this rock. Get your fucking baconator.