once upon a time @MissMellon needed to learn to sit in proper positions
Write me a bedtime story for tomorrow night. Best one gets it.
Fyi its a retired book lowest in tp is 3.4m
I'm not going to be a part of your system.
But I'm not I'm asking for a bedtime story. I also can't sleep sitting up D:
But its uncomfortable
Once upon a time...
The end! sweet dreams
I'm writing you a story right now. Don't go away yet
Once upon a time, there was a wee melon.
She lived in a world of cantaloupes, yet she was a honeydew.
This was quite the problem because the farmer had ONLY planted cantaloupe seeds this year-- where could this honeydew have come from??
He looked over all of his fields, and couldn't find another melon quite like it.
He brought the estranged fruit to the Wizard nearby, who was wearing pink bunny slippers and a cap as he opened his front door.
"What is this??" the farmer blurts out, before even a greeting.
"This, my dear boy, is a honey dew melon. Take good care of it, because it is magical-- and also extremely fragile!"
"What happens if I accidentally drop it?" the farmer asked.
"Well, no one knows really, because no one ever has.....that I know of." the wizard stated.
LONG STORY SHORT,
He dropped the melon on the way home.
It blew up the entire town.
A volcano emerged to mourn the city.
The volcano erupted 500 years later, and then the Easter Bunny was created.