Daenery (04-29-2013)
Guy: So what'd you do on Friday night?
Me: Not much, though it was pretty sick! Someone came over and we just chived!
Guy: That sounds lame, I went to the club and got a hot chick's number.
Me: Are you fucking dumb?! We were on for hours, felt like I'd never shit in my life again!
Guy: ...what?