Addiction

[Lilac Tentacles]

I am offended.

My painting was not to be associated with drug use or its effects, it was drawn from within my heart, my soul.
I poured my truest feelings into it as a serious, inspirational reflection of my deep support for Federation,
not for petty laughter.

Look at it again, do you see anything *funny* about it?
I sure as hell don't.

Will $5 make you unoffended?
Offended people should be slapped. Stop being offended. Aint nobody got time for that.

[Mod]

Will $5 make you unoffended?

(O_O)

$5?!
(Holy shit! That's like 5,000 pennies!!!)

Did I say 'offended'? Sorry, I misspelt 'honored'.
Look at me, misspelling words by a letter or two in excitement; what a guy, hey?

[Lilac Tentacles]

(O_O)

$5?!
(Holy shit! That's like 5,000 pennies!!!)

Did I say 'offended'? Sorry, I misspelt 'honored'.
Look at me, misspelling words by a letter or two in excitement; what a guy, hey?

I love you

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[funnybell]

You people. xD Seriously, though, that is brilliant. But how much work are you getting done?

[Leah]

How smart is that? I would have never thought

The other day, my coworker saw me on clraik, on my phone, and asked what the forum was about. Me having no shame, I told her Neopets, and she didn't even know what it is. Score one for me.

(Actually, her reaction went more like: "Neopets?" *blank stare and silence* "Is that like... Tamagotchi? No? Oh."

[Daenery]

How smart is that? I would have never thought

The other day, my coworker saw me on clraik, on my phone, and asked what the forum was about. Me having no shame, I told her Neopets, and she didn't even know what it is. Score one for me.

(Actually, her reaction went more like: "Neopets?" *blank stare and silence* "Is that like... Tamagotchi? No? Oh."

Hahaha. Neopets is like the exact opposite of Tamagotchi in a sense - on Neopets you can starve your pet forever if you wanted but if you forget to feed your Tamagotchi for like an hour it'll croak. But I'd gladly deal with responsibly feeding my pixel babies if it meant I didn't have to deal with squealing Neopians. Tamagotchi have such a quiet and pleasant lifestyle in comparison.

[Leah]

Hahaha. Neopets is like the exact opposite of Tamagotchi in a sense - on Neopets you can starve your pet forever if you wanted but if you forget to feed your Tamagotchi for like an hour it'll croak. But I'd gladly deal with responsibly feeding my pixel babies if it meant I didn't have to deal with squealing Neopians. Tamagotchi have such a quiet and pleasant lifestyle in comparison.

Hahaha, so true. The absolute most annoying thing when I mention to someone that I still play Neopets is, "OMG?! Neopets! I remember that. My pets are probably, like, dead now, right? *stupid laughter*
SHUT UP.

I actually became weirdly obsessed with Tamagotchi again in the ninth grade (I was 14). All of my friends thought I was completely ridiculous that on every break, I'd absolutely have to stop by my locker to feed/play/clean up after my Tamagotchi.

At least there's no Pound Chat with Tamagotchi.

[Daenery]

Hahaha, so true. The absolute most annoying thing when I mention to someone that I still play Neopets is, "OMG?! Neopets! I remember that. My pets are probably, like, dead now, right? *stupid laughter*
SHUT UP.

I actually became weirdly obsessed with Tamagotchi again in the ninth grade (I was 14). All of my friends thought I was completely ridiculous that on every break, I'd absolutely have to stop by my locker to feed/play/clean up after my Tamagotchi.

At least there's no Pound Chat with Tamagotchi.

That's not weird at all, I was obsessed with my Tamagotchi too! I had a friend who was more into her Pokemon Pikachu egg, but same deal really. It just so happens that there's actually a Tamagotchi app for android phones now, my sister sent me pics of her pet a few days ago. It's great, no more worrying about needing to change the battery in your egg. xD

Pshh. Ain't no one gonna report my rare first edition Tamagotchi for being stolen

[Mod]

(Actually, her reaction went more like: "Neopets?" *blank stare and silence* "Is that like... Tamagotchi? No? Oh."

Should've told her neopets is a pet trading community, where users in your local area trade pets.
You see kids with their pet goldfish uptrade all the way to an exotic rhesus monkey and the sorts.
After all, Neopets = "New Pets"

And there's a secret VIP section where people pit pets against each other in caged death matches for money betting.

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Great Dane vs. orange Tabby?
African constrictor vs. Bantam chicken?

"$400 on the dog and $200 on the snake!"

*FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT*

"Oh shit, the chicken just clawed the snake's eyes out! Damnit, get up snake! Get up!"

*chicken pecks furiously at the snake, bloody all over*

Announcer: "ONE! TWO! THREE! YOU'RE OUUUUUUUTTT!"

*attendants scoop up snake corpse*

Announcer: "And it looks like the victor is the Bantam chicken!"

"GOD DAMNIT, MY MONEY! I NEEDED THAT TO FEED MY CHILDREN! GOD DAMN CHICKEN!"