Seriously Paypal?

[Lilac Tentacles]

I just sent them my marriage license so I could get my name changed. Such a pain in the ass. They wanted 15 different things.

[Celestial]

Last time they wanted all my details I phoned them, she made all my problems go away after clicking a link in an email...

Nudge, nudge, wink, wink

[Batgirl]

So I uploaded everything last night, go into my paypal this morning, and there was no annoying pop-up and nothing listed in the resolution center lol so I'm assuming I proved who the fuck I was.

score one for me, score fuck you for paypal~


edit: checked my e-mail (spam folder o.o)

Hello, MY NAME MUHAHAHA (no seriously you guys aren't getting my name.)

Our review is complete and we have returned your account to regular
standing.

We appreciate your patience and thank you for your help in making PayPal
the safest and most trusted online payment solution.

Thanks,
Nitish
PayPal