FML!

[Mouse]

I suppose I could take that up again.

When we get to downtown, I'll either be the next beatbox champion, or have a mouth like a desert.

I'll bring you some water and carrots for your breaks. It would be dreadfull if my background music would sound like a failing speaker.

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I'll bring you some water and carrots for your breaks. It would be dreadfull if my background music would sound like a failing speaker.

Some say I would sound like a failing speaker when thisty. Others say I'm like a moaning grampa without his dentures.

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I get snacks and breaks?!

I don't know what your signature is getting at, but you're a very considerate little girl for that.

I feel so pumped, I just might kick it to 2 kph!
ONWARD, MOUSE! FOR WE MAKE DOWNTOWN BEFORE FRIDAY.

[Mouse]

Some say I would sound like a failing speaker when thisty. Others say I'm like a moaning grampa without his dentures.

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I get snacks and breaks?!

I don't know what your signature is getting at, but you're a very considerate little girl for that.

I feel so pumped, I just might kick it to 2 kph!
ONWARD, MOUSE! FOR WE MAKE DOWNTOWN BEFORE FRIDAY.

You have a long, long day ahead for we turn around so we will see if that optimism will last! It's in my best interest tbh though, so I'll be kind occassionally.
And good, now I know you can go 2kph I will whip your tiny ass if you slow down or get out of tone with singing over silly breathing problems!

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You have a long, long day ahead for we turn around so we will see if that optimism will last! It's in my best interest tbh though, so I'll be kind occassionally.
And good, now I know you can go 2kph I will whip your tiny ass if you slow down or get out of tone with singing over silly breathing problems!

If you really wanted me to go fast, you could glue handlebars to my shoulders, give me roller skates, gloves with wheels on the palms, and strap a rocket to my underside.

Don't whip me too hard, I have asthma!
It'd be the last thing you'd want if I died while we were going down a hill.

[Mouse]

If you really wanted me to go fast, you could glue handlebars to my shoulders, give me roller skates, gloves with wheels on the palms, and strap a rocket to my underside.

Don't whip me too hard, I have asthma!
It'd be the last thing you'd want if I died while we were going down a hill.

I almost pissed my pants in a surprise laugh attack.
No just bright pink ... reddish.

We could try ... but how are you gonna take our speed back then? :|

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I almost pissed my pants in a surprise laugh attack.
No just bright pink ... reddish.

We could try ... but how are you gonna take our speed back then? :|

We won't, we'll keep accelerating.

I hope the wheels on my skates and gloves have good tread,
'cause we're going to be drifting those corners and doing powerslides at 320 kph!

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You could always just get a new scooter...

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You could always just get a new scooter...

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You're a job killer.

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I think she meant this scooter though, :

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You're a job killer.

MY BAD, HOMEY..

I guess just stick with this, then.

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@(you need an account to see links), with the wheels and rocket of course.