MLP

[Mouse]

Private entertainment is it then! JK

Oh noes, wtf you doing there?

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[Luv]

@(you need an account to see links) Sigh.

You were more right then I thought though:
Mouse spiders are spiders of the genus Missulena, in the mygalomorph family Actinopodidae. There are 11 known species in this genus, all but one of which are indigenous to Australia. One species, M. tussulena, is found in Chile. The name derives from an old belief, now known to be false, that the spiders dig deep burrows similar to those of mice.

There is evidence that the bite of a mouse spider is potentially as serious as that of an Australasian funnel-web spider; however recorded envenomings by this spider are rare. Funnel-web antivenom has been found to be an effective treatment for serious bites.

Another spider, Scotophaeus blackwalli, shares the nickname 'Mouse Spider', but does not belong to the Misulena genus and is not dangerous.

Scary little fucker too:

WHYYYY ???!!! they will take over the world T_T

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[SmileYaDead]

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You aint Asian

[Mouse]

You aint Asian

No, I'm Germanic (not German for the wise asses around. Dutch). Blonde hair, blue eyes and all the round shapes that come along. Hurray!
I do have Asian shaped eyes though ;-;

[SmileYaDead]

No, I'm Germanic (not German for the wise asses around. Dutch). Blonde hair, blue eyes and all the round shapes that come along. Hurray!
I do have Asian shaped eyes though ;-;

That sounds Swedish as well

[Mouse]

That sounds Swedish as well

Close enough;

The most widely spoken Germanic languages are English and German, with approximately 300–400 million[1][2] and over 100 million[3] native speakers respectively. They belong to the West Germanic family. The West Germanic group also includes other major languages, such as Dutch with 23 million[4] and Afrikaans with over 6 million native speakers.[5] The North Germanic languages include Norwegian, Danish, Swedish, Icelandic, and Faroese, which have a combined total of about 20 million speakers.[6] The SIL Ethnologue lists 53 different Germanic languages.