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    So I'm just sitting here on the end of my bed

    And I casually look up at the open door to my husbands office.
    And out walks a fucking mouse. Like he owns the fucking place.

    Needless to say I just spent my last 7 dollars on 39 frozen burritos so I'll just be living in fear of this monster until friday.

    If I don't survive, I'd like to be buried with my laptop and some oreos.

    UPDATE:
    TRAPS ARE SET.
    NOW WE WAIT.
    Last edited by grrrawr; 03-18-2013 at 08:16 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by grrrawr View Post
    And I casually look up at the open door to my husbands office.
    And out walks a fucking mouse. Like he owns the fucking place.

    Needless to say I just spent my last 7 dollars on 39 frozen burritos so I'll just be living in fear of this monster until friday.

    If I don't survive, I'd like to be buried with my laptop and some oreos.
    Just place some traps or wait for him to arrive. Any man can throw a shoe to a mouse.
    Just don't be close to a wall, try to get him in a corner or close to furniture, and then move the furniture and splash, blood everywhere.
    uuh.. if you need help w/ spanish-english & english-spanish translations, just shoot me a pm and i'll answer when I have time c:

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    No money for traps
    Not til payday.
    I'll just glue my ass to my bed and pee in a bucket. Yes that will work very well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by grrrawr View Post
    No money for traps
    Not til payday.
    I'll just glue my ass to my bed and pee in a bucket. Yes that will work very well.
    Oh, good luck with that. Mouses can't climb.
    uuh.. if you need help w/ spanish-english & english-spanish translations, just shoot me a pm and i'll answer when I have time c:

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    I'm sorry but I did LOL!!!
    The part where u said "like he owns the fucking place" was just awesome!
    Sorry honey!

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    I have 2 mice in a cage. They're sweet. Did you try to talk to him? Maybe offer him a burrito in exchange for sparing your life? I mean, I know when I terrify 90 feet giants while looking like a tiny fluffy cute mouse, I like being bribed with burritos.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cupcakeninja View Post
    I have 2 mice in a cage. They're sweet. Did you try to talk to him? Maybe offer him a burrito in exchange for sparing your life? I mean, I know when I terrify 90 feet giants while looking like a tiny fluffy cute mouse, I like being bribed with burritos.
    What the fuck did I just read?
    uuh.. if you need help w/ spanish-english & english-spanish translations, just shoot me a pm and i'll answer when I have time c:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Benjamin View Post
    What the fuck did I just read?
    you just read pure gold.

    @(you need an account to see links)
    I'm going to bribe him with some peanut butter and a nice death trap.

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    Quote Originally Posted by grrrawr View Post
    you just read pure gold.

    @(you need an account to see links)
    I'm going to bribe him with some peanut butter and a nice death trap.
    Question; How do you @someone? ;o
    uuh.. if you need help w/ spanish-english & english-spanish translations, just shoot me a pm and i'll answer when I have time c:

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    just like that, except with their un

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