Just wanting to make this clear...
Yes I can help you.
No I can't guarantee your account back.
No I don't particularly like to help for free/zero recognition or on the promise that you'll "give me something once it gets unfrozen."
Like I said, I'm not a miracle worker.
Tickets are running approximately 3 months behind.
No I can't make your account get unfrozen faster.
All I can do is provide you with a plausible backstory to help your case.
In the event that the account was not originally yours, I can also help with obtaining information on the account.
BUT I AM NOT HERE TO GET YOUR ACCOUNTS UNFROZEN JUST FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES.
Seriously, this is beyond pissing me off. I get approximately 3 PMs a day and it's a very rare one that offers any sort of compensation for my time (seriously even like $2 is better than nothing. Or even rep. But as I'm not allowed to ask for it, I can't PM back and be like "Ey Mate, sorry about you losing every dime you've got, click on that there rep button and I'll see what I can do." I'm not that much of a jerk. -_-) ANYWAY, the moral of the rant is...here and everywhere else...BE FUCKING CONSIDERATE OF THOSE WHO YOU ARE EXPECTING TO SPEND THEIR TIME TO HELP YOU.
/endrant