I'm not pregnant! Drink with me!!

[Kat]

ya u thirsty drink up
splish splash i was takin a swim

[Lilac Tentacles]

@(you need an account to see links) you confuse me.

Sci, bc in general is just meh. I'm lazy. Also married. If babies happen, whatevs. I'll teach them to cheat on neo.

[Ana]

@(you need an account to see links) you confuse me.

Sci, bc in general is just meh. I'm lazy. Also married. If babies happen, whatevs. I'll teach them to cheat on neo.

I would shower your kids with presents <3

[Lilac Tentacles]

I would shower your kids with presents <3

You're my favorite <3

[MikeyR]

I'll grab a beer
sounds like a plan

[Lilac Tentacles]

I'll grab a beer
sounds like a plan

I'm way too bed so I'm going to drunk. Nitttttytte

[MikeyR]

I'm way too bed so I'm going to drunk. Nitttttytte

WAY TOO BED
goodnight

[Ryan~]

@(you need an account to see links) you confuse me.

Sci, bc in general is just meh. I'm lazy. Also married. If babies happen, whatevs. I'll teach them to cheat on neo.

Which you suck at, might I add.
DON'T RAISE FAILURES

[Meagan]

That's how I feel every period. =D

[Toasted]

And kids, this is why you use protection/take birth control/etc

Wow. Really?
You realize I just had a baby 4 months ago that managed to be created while using an IUD and a condom every time?
Shit can happen anyway.