# Thread: [LULZ Guide] How to tell how many days are in the month using your knuckles

1. ## [LULZ Guide] How to tell how many days are in the month using your knuckles

Step 1. Know that there are 12 months in a year.

Step 2. Know that every other month, the number of days in the month rotate between 31, and 30, with the following exceptions:
A. February has 28 days, except during Leap Years which occur every 4 years.
1. During Leap Years, February has 29 days.
B. July and August both have 31 days.
Step 3. Make a fist.

A. Each knuckle-top, or the dip in-between a pair of knuckles, represents one month.
1. Once you reach your pinky finger, restart with the knuckle of your index (pointer) finger and continue counting in the same manner until you're at 12.

For those who don't quite get this concept, the following illustration is provided:

When you are on a month that coincides with your knuckles, that month has 31 days.

When you are on a month that coincides with the "dip" between your knuckles, that month has 30 days, unless it's February which is like the ghetto-tranny-hooker of the months. It just HAS to be different. (see above).

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3. That video was ridiculous! Lmfao hahaa.

Also, story about this. I was working on a prescription at the pharmacy, and the person brought a drug card which expired at the end of may, mental blackout. The person saw me struggle for a moment started laughing and gave me an in-depth lesson on this. He laughed and said Canadians were uneducated -.-''

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5. Omg I love you so much xD

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You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Mondale again.

Fuck. Too much apparently xD

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7. Certain members may find this useful ...especially for reset night

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9. I'm not certain which grade, but I know I was taught this somewhere between Kindergarten & 5th grade. Before I made it out of elementary school. It has served me well over the years. Now, may it serve you all well too! =*

10. Awesome xD I learnt it when I was little as well and still use it to this day

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12. Originally Posted by Bettser
That video was ridiculous! Lmfao hahaa.

Also, story about this. I was working on a prescription at the pharmacy, and the person brought a drug card which expired at the end of may, mental blackout. The person saw me struggle for a moment started laughing and gave me an in-depth lesson on this. He laughed and said Canadians were uneducated -.-''
What an asshole, did they give you the exp. card just to see your reaction?

13. Originally Posted by Mod
What an asshole, did they give you the exp. card just to see your reaction?
Sorry, exp card?

14. Originally Posted by Bettser
Sorry, exp card?
Expired card

15. Originally Posted by Mod
Expired card
Oh sorry, they gave me the card in the middle of May. It was just valid for MAY 2012, ending at the end of May. I blanked out on how many days there were in May. It was embarrassing.

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