Haha, I might just apply for a monitor job at nick and troll around with them... You never know. But then again, TNT seems pretty close minded, as opposed to the CIA who know that such a thing would be be advantageous.
And yeah DarkAngel is right, it's very hard to sell premium accounts... Much less have the nerve to go after them. It's best IMO to get premium if you can, and in case Joe releases you from a list, have all your information logged like warnings etc.