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    Car Accessories - The Pie Maker!

    While looking for a Pie Maker I can buy here in China, I stumbled upon.. this!

    http://www.tradezz.com/buy_2442242_Pie-Maker.htm

    Automobiles & Motorcycles > Interior Accessories > Pie Maker

    It's like a dream come true, cooking and driving at the same time.

    I really want to eat a pie...

    Part 2 of the mission, learn how to make pie pastry.. without butter!

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    Now we just need to convert GPS to a TV and replace the driver's seat with a padded toilet with massage function, and we're set!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mod View Post
    Now we just need to convert GPS to a TV and replace the driver's seat with a padded toilet with massage function, and we're set!
    You should see my car!

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    Cooks 2 Pies in 8 minutes.. meaning I can eat 1 Pie every 4 minutes.. hello Obesity, goodbye Worries!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mod View Post
    Now we just need to convert GPS to a TV and replace the driver's seat with a padded toilet with massage function, and we're set!
    You forgot the microwave? However as I recall, that car didn't work out so well for Homer.

    ---------- Post added at 06:39 PM ---------- Previous post was at 06:38 PM ----------

    Quote Originally Posted by Kite View Post
    Cooks 2 Pies in 8 minutes.. meaning I can eat 1 Pie every 4 minutes.. hello Obesity, goodbye Worries!
    There's also 8 pie versions, 1 pie every 2 minutes, just for you =]
    Last edited by Celestial; 01-16-2013 at 05:47 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Celestial View Post
    You forgot the microwave? However as I recall, that car didn't work out so well for Homer.

    ---------- Post added at 06:39 PM ---------- Previous post was at 06:38 PM ----------



    There's also 8 pie versions, 1 pie every 2 minutes, just for you =]
    I don't even have words... is it even possible to eat 1 Pie every 2 minutes while preparing the next 8 Pies at the same time? now China just needs to invent another set or two of Arms for me then I can die fat and happy!

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    My bad, we can power a pocket microwave from the cigarette lighter.

    While we're at it, convert the glove box into a fridge/freezer!

    And mount washer-fluid nozzles on top of the dashboard (facing the driver), install shower curtains around the driver's seat, and punch a hole in the driver's footwell; so we can shower while cooking while watching TV, and shitting, and still making it to work on time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kite View Post
    I don't even have words... is it even possible to eat 1 Pie every 2 minutes while preparing the next 8 Pies at the same time? now China just needs to invent another set or two of Arms for me then I can die fat and happy!
    Extra limbs in China? It's being worked on...



    See the very happy expression on his face? All the other ducks are jealous, none of the other ducks can use toilet paper! (another Chinese invention)
    Last edited by Celestial; 01-16-2013 at 07:13 AM.

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