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    Wow, I never actually did this.

    I just realized I never actually posted an introduction when I joined? Wow.
    Hi guys, I've made my way around already since I've been here for a few months, but I'm Ciara.

    I like art and games and things. We can be friends if you want, I'm a nice lady.
    Who am I kidding? Not a lady, I'm forever five and obsessed with cartoons. But um.

    Tell me a cheesy/punny joke?
    I dare you to try to tell me one I've never heard before.

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    Wow, I never actually did this.

    A very small man walks into a strip club.

    Later on the cops bust the club owners for child pornography.

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    Awh. ): Haha.

    I am!

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    Cheesy? A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because it's a horse.

    Welcome to clraik, lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by SmileYaDead View Post
    Cheesy? A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because it's a horse.

    Welcome to clraik, lol
    Haha, I've semi-heard that one~
    The first part.

    :3

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    A guy I knew almost lost his life after someone cracked a giant bottle of root beer over his head.

    Good thing it was a soft drink hooray for cheesy puns ;D

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    Welcome to ck

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    Belated welcome aboard, and I of course have a joke, so famous, and so amazing, you've never heard it before... It goes something like... this...

    有位科学家到了南极,碰到一群企鹅。

    他问第一只企鹅:�你每天都干什么?�

    企鹅说:�吃饭、睡觉、打豆豆!�

    接着又问第2只企鹅,那只企鹅还是说:�吃饭、睡觉、打豆豆!�记者带着困惑问其他的企鹅,答案都一样,就 这样一直问了99只企鹅。

    当走到第100只小企鹅旁边时,记者走过去问它:每天都做些什么啊?

    那只小企鹅回答:�吃饭,睡觉。�

    那人惊奇的又问:�你怎么不打豆豆?�

    小企鹅撇着嘴巴,瞪了记者一眼说:�我就是豆豆!!!!�
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    Quote Originally Posted by Celestial View Post
    有位科学家到了南极,碰到一群企鹅。

    他问第一只企鹅:“你每天都干什么?”

    企鹅说:“吃饭、睡觉、打豆豆!”

    接着又问第2只企鹅,那只企鹅还是说:“吃饭、睡觉、打豆豆!”记者带着困惑问其他的企鹅,答案都一样,就 这样一直问了99只企鹅。

    当走到第100只小企鹅旁边时,记者走过去问它:每天都做些什么啊?

    那只小企鹅回答:“吃饭,睡觉。”

    那人惊奇的又问:“你怎么不打豆豆?”

    小企鹅撇着嘴巴,瞪了记者一眼说:“我就是豆豆!!!!”
    Sigh. Penguins!

    ---------- Post added at 09:43 PM ---------- Previous post was at 09:42 PM ----------

    And hai Ciara!

    I'm a huge fan of your work xD

    Now that I think about it, I don't think I ever posted an intro thread

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