I'M CALLING ALL YOU WOMEN OUT!

[John]

YEAAAA

[Toasted]

TRUE.







*Sorry gals, but you know men make compliments and friendships a LOT more simple. xD

[John]

TRUE.







*Sorry gals, but you know men make compliments and friendships a LOT more simple. xD

HEARD DAT

[Gbm]

[Toasted]

I'll be honest and say I told a girl that I hated...that her hair looked "so great".



...and as I walked away I muttered, "....for a family of rats to live in"

[Lilac Tentacles]

John, you have scarecrow hair, i like your smile, and i imagine you smell like expired cheese.

ABBY! She know how to be a friend!

[Toasted]

LOL I read this ^ as experienced cheese in a glance

[Umbreon]

These.... These are faxxx.

[I_royalty_I]

Girlfriend: hey I sent you a pic of my new ooutfit
Me: oh awesome, it looks really nice!
Girlfriend: oh, so you don't like it?

/every time/

[Death]

And this is why I just say "Bitch / hooker / twatwaffle / cunt-cone, you're ugly."