I'm bored as fuck. zzz. Who wants to be my skype p al?
Hit me up you dank bitches.
Before replying, make sure you're at least a 6 on the hotness scale. If not, you're a dirty old man, regardless of gender and I will refer to you in the male pronoun.
Fuck you I'm an 11. I have a shirt that says so.
i dont "feel ya" man.
hope this is a joke and you really don't expect any "dank bitches to hit you up"