Sign her up for all sorts of shit, arrange home visits for things etc. Play this loud:
I play that normally. xD
Also; We signed her up for tampon samples, diaper samples, cat food (they don't have a cat), baby stuff, all sorts of shit. x)
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I might play this though, download it, leave it on repeat. Hook it up to speakers against their wall. And leave.
if they have a car, put a banana in the exhaust
if you don't have a banana, use a dildo
Matt~ (12-30-2012)
You can retrieve the dildo in two parts from the woods behind John's house..Originally Posted by Lucy
john broke a dildo and then buried it?
He bit the dildo in half on tc and then threw it into the woods so his mom wouldn't find it.
See I never knew the full story. It all makes sense now.
What all makes sense? The fact that John got a dildo for his 18th birthday or the fact that it's now hidden in the woods?
he
bit
a
dildo
i honestly didn't think he could be any stranger
Ummmm....are we talking about the same John?he
bit
a
dildo
i honestly didn't think he could be any stranger
[12/22/12 3:28:51 AM] Ana Banana: "We're not responsible for any injuries from lack of common sense. This is to be worn on the outside and not to be used as anything but novelty "undies""
[12/22/12 3:29:08 AM] Lucy: injuries? D:
[12/22/12 3:29:21 AM] Lucy: like, how could you even hurt yourself with that?
[12/22/12 3:29:28 AM] Ana Banana: laughing so hard
[12/22/12 3:29:29 AM] Ana Banana: idk
[12/22/12 3:29:36 AM] Ana Banana: but John would be the one to find out
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