Reply With QuoteGold and Silver walked into a bar. The bartender yells AU get out of here.
Sodium and hydrogen joke anyone?
NaH
Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gases in here."
Helium doesn't react
lol... They not funny but made me giggle
Gold and Silver walked into a bar. The bartender yells AU get out of here.
[9/3/12 11:11:58 PM] Joanna: sigh
[9/3/12 11:12:14 PM] Joanna: john
[9/3/12 11:12:16 PM] Joanna: is
[9/3/12 11:12:17 PM] Joanna: perfect
What did one ion say to the other?
I've got my ion you.
Why are chemistry jokes so great? Because their sodium funny!
Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."
The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
What do you do When a chemist dies? Barium!!
A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
Wanna hear a joke about Potassium? K.
How often do I enjoy Chemistry jokes? Periodically
Q: What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?
A: Polar Bond.
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