Sodium and hydrogen joke anyone?
NaH
Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gases in here."
Helium doesn't react
lol... They not funny but made me giggle
Sodium and hydrogen joke anyone?
NaH
Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gases in here."
Helium doesn't react
lol... They not funny but made me giggle
Gold and Silver walked into a bar. The bartender yells AU get out of here.
[9/3/12 11:11:58 PM] Joanna: sigh
[9/3/12 11:12:14 PM] Joanna: john
[9/3/12 11:12:16 PM] Joanna: is
[9/3/12 11:12:17 PM] Joanna: perfect
What did one ion say to the other?
I've got my ion you.
Why are chemistry jokes so great? Because their sodium funny!
Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."
The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
What do you do When a chemist dies? Barium!!
A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
Wanna hear a joke about Potassium? K.
How often do I enjoy Chemistry jokes? Periodically
Q: What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?
A: Polar Bond.