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    Nerdy Jokes

    Sodium and hydrogen joke anyone?
    NaH


    Helium walks into a bar,
    The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gases in here."
    Helium doesn't react


    lol... They not funny but made me giggle

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    Gold and Silver walked into a bar. The bartender yells AU get out of here.

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    What did one ion say to the other?
    I've got my ion you.

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    Why are chemistry jokes so great? Because their sodium funny!

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    Two chemists go into a restaurant.
    The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."
    The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.

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    What do you do When a chemist dies? Barium!!

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    A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".

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    Wanna hear a joke about Potassium? K.

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    How often do I enjoy Chemistry jokes? Periodically

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    Q: What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?
    A: Polar Bond.

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