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Thread: Who can come up with the best "Your mom" joke?

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    Your mum's so dumb she got run over by a parked car!

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    Your momma so smart, she sold her brains for pocket change.

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    Your momma is so fat that she needs a map to find her ass.

    Classic, but I still find it funny


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    Your momma so hot, she gave you wet dreams every night.

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    Heh, I made the same thread; I thought I was so original... Yo momma so fat, when her beeper goes off, people think she's backin' up.

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    yo mama so fat, she suffers from heart disease and is working to lose weight.



    anti-jokes ftw.

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    Yo momma so dumb i told her she lost her mind an she started looking for it. smh

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    Yo momma's so ugly, she makes Hello Kitty say goodbye!

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    Your mums so ugly she gave birth to you. (I hate your mum jokes lol)

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    Your momma so ugly, she made an onion cry

    Your momma so fat, a picture of her fell of the wall

    Your momma so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept


    Hello I am retired.



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