Life is a dick.
-Everyone on the face of the planet.
^my favourite one there, lol
I need to pick a good quote for the yearbook, but I can't find anything good! I am the funny guy in school, so I need something hilarious.
Some ideas I had but thought weren't good enough:
They say early bird gets the worm, but who the hell wants a worm?
They say practice makes perfect. They also say nobody is perfect, so why practice?
Always remember you are unique - just like everybody else.
If you know any funny/clever quotes, post them here! If I decide to use it or think it's hilarious you'll get +rep. Nothing dirty please
Life is a dick.
-Everyone on the face of the planet.
^my favourite one there, lol
just report it and ignore it.
J_L_K_64 rules you.
awkwardNothing dirty please
how is that dirty?
it's not like saying oh look, his d*ck is so small, etc etc....
pshawww.............. i'll never understand this world anymore..................
just report it and ignore it.
Pretty sure it's inappropriate to say something about a dick in the yearbook
NO U, KIND SIR!
just report it and ignore it.
This isn't that funny, but my quote this year was just "wear sunscreen."
(A reference to this song kinda (you need an account to see links))
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I think mine was along the lines of "Just keep swimming, just keep swimming, swimming, swimming.." I wrote down the whole like but I think they took some of it out. I don't really remember.
DER HUMPINK
Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I'm tired of solving them for you.
I used this one in my shirt graduation...
xP
Oh, my friend used this one:
Yes, he was a nerd... '�'I've killed the teachers... Of pride