I need to pick a good quote for the yearbook, but I can't find anything good! I am the funny guy in school, so I need something hilarious.

Some ideas I had but thought weren't good enough:

They say early bird gets the worm, but who the hell wants a worm?

They say practice makes perfect. They also say nobody is perfect, so why practice?

Always remember you are unique - just like everybody else.


If you know any funny/clever quotes, post them here! If I decide to use it or think it's hilarious you'll get +rep. Nothing dirty please