hilarious neopet lookups from unreg accs

[jongeh]

So I was going through some unreg account and stumbled upon this as the user lookup description for one of the account:

User Lookup: marquez_1

WATS UP YEAH DIS YA BOI MARQUEZ.I LIVE IN ATL.BUT MY GURL LIVE IN MEMPHIS.YEAH SHE ON HERE HER NAME IS LILMARTINIQUE.ANDI WISH ANY OF U WEAK ASZ NIGAZ TRY TO TALK TO HER.I DONT WANT ANY OF YOU OTHA FEMALES.CAUSE I'M STUCK WIT MARTINIQUE MY BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!AND MY NIGA ON HERE NAME LILJAMES_2 GOT A GURL.DONT NONE OF YALL TALK TO HER ETHER.HER NAME IS TETEWEBSTER.DONT TALK TO DIS UGLY AS FEMALE NAME LILQUEEN3.SHE'LL SCARE YO AS TO DEATH!!!!

So I checked out his GF's account:

About Me
WATS UP DIS YA GURL MARTINIQUE.I'M BETTA KNOWN AS KEKE.I HAVE MANY FREN** ON HERE.SOME ARE TETEWEBSTER,BOBBY19TINY,LILFREAKY_GURLWHICH IS MY SISTA.I HAVE MANY MORE.WE ALL ATTEND THE SAME SKOOL.I LOVE SNEAKING IN CLASS AFTER THE BELL RING.I WANT TO BE A.K.A.

[Cody.]

omgomgogm. im better known as keke too. okay not rly but lawl.

[pinkie]

omg you found my accounts T_T