Because this is the second thread I've seen you make about "getting laid." It's pathetic because 1) a real man doesn't need to brag about getting laid and 2) getting laid isn't really that big of a deal to most men UNLESS you are a guy who hardly ever gets laid. Getting all excited and bragging about it makes you seem like a 14 year old who just saw his first boob.
I get laid every night, you don't see me bragging about it